Friday, July 11, 2008

BAD GRANDPA!



I have a variety of parenting stories and helpful hints I am more than willing to share with anyone who will listen. The most oft repeated is my theory I call “a tapestry of deceit.” But, I digress.


This entry does not deal with parenting skills, but rather grand-parenting. I must admit I have not yet earned my stripes in this endeavor. So I share some of my first lessons with you in hopes to gain your input on my methods.





Today’s topic of discussion is “Bad Grandpa.” This moniker, I’ve discovered, is not one applied by the object of grandpa’s attention. Quite the contrary! Other interested parties such as grandmas, second cousins (once removed), aunts, and uncles offer up this unsolicited evaluation at the most curious of moments.




An example of such an outburst could be when grandpa pushes the large-wheeled stroller with the young one onboard across the roughest part of the side walk or an especially sweet pot hole on our cul-de-sac, or introduces the little guy to his first dill pickle. Even once when grandpa was doing the “throw Lucas way-high in the air” someone, who sounded a lot like my wife, squealed out some totally inappropriate warning about being gentle with the little guy.




Finally, for your viewing critique I offer photographic substantiation of the, in my opinion, totally inappropriate use of the “Bad grandpa” label or derivations of the same sentiment. You be the judge.









5 comments:

The Goodfellas said...

i think the popcorn is better than the dead crab you gave him to play with


;)

mark and monsita! said...

Thanks for the pictures Jon, and by the way there is no such a thing as a "bad grandpa". It looks like he likes the cake!!!

Anonymous said...

They caught you Jon. Need to fess up! Connie VH

The Goodfellas said...

i guess i should explain that the dead crab was dried up, mostly shell -- not festering or anyhing!

Christy and Randy said...

I don't think you can be defined as a 'bad grandpa'. You are what we grandkid types like to call 'cool grandpa' when we are little and amazing person when we get old enough to know better. Anyways, what little kid doesn't need cake, popcorn, and a dead crab to play with?!